(GE Story) TRUANCY
" she feels she's better than us because she goes to all the Crusades in Lagos like a woman seeking in the fruit of the womb" Sade, the 16 year old labour prefect, a student of (SS2 b) managed to say in between intervals of the sharp noise made by the chewing gum she was chewing like a road side harlot.
It's was a beautiful Monday morning filled with Soothing songs of stunning winged creatures and buzzing Murmur that was caused by the clustering of toddlers, teens preteens and adolescent in different classes of the famous WITT SPARKLES COLLEGE, Ajah, Lagos, Nigeria. But instead of enjoying the tranquility of chuckles and giggles from humorous of building conversations with the whole class sade Rita and Eunice were spending the few moments before the bell rang for assembly back biting Bola, a 17 year old student also of (SS 2 b) who is known for being the best in her class academically, Her high religious standard and her hourglass mouth watering figure.
"Good morning oo our Virgin Mary" Eunice taunted Bola with hate in her voice as bola walked past the three fork tongued she Devil's. The aspiring NUN, as they would call her managed to nullify the verbal attacks before replying "you guys ehnn... You love joking. Oh my Goodness Rita, I love your hair, its so beautiful"
"Oh thank you bola, it only cost me 15,000 naira to Braid it. but you wouldn't know about it since its only rubber thread that you fix on your head that looks like a...." PRIIMMM PRIMMM PRIMMMM".
The almost deafening sound of bells cut her soul shattering reply to bola short.
The seniors helped the teachers to coordinate the lines in the assembly ground which was no hard task on that day as almost everybody we're in a jolly mood As if there were stoned.
After the final stanza of WITT SPARKLES COLLEGE'S anthem the head mistress mounted the platform with a certain air of pride for how well behaved students.
"GREAT WSC" she bellowed. The harmony of the high pitched voices of the all girls school replied "beams of illumination".
"GREAT WSC" the chubby middle-aged short woman bellowed again. "beams of illumination" the soothing various pitched soprano having audience chanted once more.
Mrs Ambode, the head mistress leaned on the podium in front of her by placing both elbows on top of it and took off her eye glasses that seemed as if it was 5 feet thick. After delivering an uplifting speech on good behavior and little deliberation on other matters, she wrapped up the assembly by announcing the arrival of a new substitute biology teacher.
Now this news would have met with pure apathy but in this case interests were peaked, goosebumps Surfaced and imaginations ran wild because it was rumored that the substitute teacher was a male. Yet another chance for the wild girls of WSC to test their coquettish Skills.
As they walked back to their various classes, bola smiled because she was about to prove to her class that she wasn't as stuck up as the made her out to be
She was going to drop a bomb in class that would make hiroshima and Nagasaki look like child's play.
"My hair dressers name is August, I stopped going to see him, wanna know why?” she said in the best American accent her Yoruba tongue could allow her produce. "Tell us" the class snickered in anticipation of a punchline. "Because I don't want to have hair tanglement with August" she grinned as she replied.
"Wait first, hair tanglement with August .. Entanglement with AUGUST... MAD OOO DON'T LEAVE ME" Shirley, one of her classmates deduced in happiness. The whole class ran towards her for telling her first joke, chanting "DON'T LEAVE ME, TAKE ME WITH YOU"
The glee the joke brought on the class was contagious but Sade and her gang seemed immune to it by the unphased look they wore on their faces.
"Hello students" a voice filled with baritone that everybody in the class could feel even in the sole of their feet echoed in the class. Jaws dropped, pupils dilated, all 20 students in the class were frozen like a deer caught in headlights because of the fine specimen of a man standing before them.
Mr LEKAN, the light skinned, tall, muscular 26 year old stood out wherever he was because of his perfect white set of teeth and crystal clear eyes.
"Good morning sir, you are welcome to our class, did u sleep well? The class chorus when the managed to snap out of the trance. "I'm Mr lekan, your new biology teacher, we'll start by introducing ourselves"
He gestured at the girls sitting in front row. After introduction he started " I have spoken to my predecessor and superior and found out that we are to take the topic reproduction" whispers and side talks crept into the class. "Mogbe... What are the odds? The future father of my children have come and teach us REPRODUCTION. Nothing wey no go make me marry crase comot for this MR lekan of a man" Sade fantasized and boasted to her evil minions.
Its 2:30pm .. School's dismissed but the class are still dazed by the cute teacher which was evident from the giggles, grins. And side talks. Bola just bid her class mates fare well as she dashed home to prepare for house fellowship, at least that was what she told her friends.
"Can I ride you home... I mean can you please give me a ride home" Sade cooed in the most seductive manner a 16 year old could muster to her teacher, Mr lekan, who just Got into his Honda accord. "Sure, why not. You still live at Okiki street just like it says here in your records right?” "yes" she replied. "I should sha just kuku look for clothes for aso-ebi . oko mi already knows where go pay my bride price" Sade thought to herself and smirked as she got into the car.
"Why have you stopped Mr lekan?, this is not my house" perplexed Sade asked. "Oh, this is where I live. I need to pick up my gas cylinder to refill when I'm done dropping you off at yours. You can come in if you wish".
Mr lekan and his student stood outside of the door to his house.
Keys jingled as he attempted to open the door. This alerted the female that was already inside his house, laying in the nude waiting to surprise lekan.
The female "purred" in anticipation. Clueless lekan walked in with Sade only to find a naked girl striking a pose in the living room.
A spell of paralysis hit everyone in the room as all three of them stood still in heart wrecking shock "WHAT??? BOLA??” Sade said to the naked girl before she passed out..
TO BE CONTINUED....
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WRITTEN BY MIRACLE
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Bola the "holy virgin"
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